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(Via Reddit)
A Man may not cockblock another man or, through inaction, allow a man to be cockblocked
A Man must do all in his powers to help a friend in need get laid, except where it conflicts with the First Law.
A Man may do all in his powers to get laid, so long as it does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
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3 comments:
how do you cockblock someone? i assume this means with clothes...
Looks like a transcription error. The rules are in reverse order.
*crosses Robin off invitation list for next bachelor party*
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