Friday, May 21, 2010

The Three Rules of Manbotics

(Via Reddit)

A Man may not cockblock another man or, through inaction, allow a man to be cockblocked

A Man must do all in his powers to help a friend in need get laid, except where it conflicts with the First Law.

A Man may do all in his powers to get laid, so long as it does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

how do you cockblock someone? i assume this means with clothes...

Robin said...

Looks like a transcription error. The rules are in reverse order.

Karl said...

*crosses Robin off invitation list for next bachelor party*