Thursday, April 23, 2009

Monstrous

AK-DL1: Ultra Premium Denon Link Cable

I was skeptical, until I read that on this cable: "signal directional markings are provided for optimum signal transfer". So I think I'll buy 10.

EDIT: Never mind. Amazon reviewers have been all over this one for some time.
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3 comments:

Chaon said...

"If Denon had captured the Divine light of creation and distiled it into 1.5 meters of ultramegaradioactive copper, it could not have been better than this cable."

I should not be reading these at work.

11:40 AM
Chaon said...

As excited as I was to open my new Denon AKDL1 Dedicated Link Cable, I was much more dissatisfied by Denon's customer service experience. Apparently the result of an improper connection and the cable's high data transfer speed, I mistakenly caused the collision of a pair of positrons (i.e. leptons) at several hundred GeV. While the resulting mini black hole theoretically proved the validity of superstring theory and may result in endless new perpetual energy sources, it also stained our Berber carpet. When I phoned Denon customer support, the representative I spoke with--whose English was horrible, by the way--was discourteous and unhelpful. Regardless of my data transfer or particle acceleration needs in the future, I will not be shopping with Denon again.

12:45 PM
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3:47 PM

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