Dear America,
Please lay off the helicopter strikes on Syria until my wife gets out of the country.
Your friend,
Karl
Monday, October 27, 2008
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1 comment:
That explains it. She must have opened a packet of Stinky Tofu that set the chemical weapon sensors off.
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