Capnomancy

I don't know how long I've been watching The Daily Show, but you'd think that at some point I'd have recognized Aasif Mandvi. We were in the same high school theater class. He was very funny even then. Me, not so much.

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Gun rights, animal rights, smokers' rights, there is always someone who takes it a little bit too far. But at least now I know that us smokers are not just a bunch of wheezing addicts. We are a culture! And curtailing our right to smoke where we want is cultural genocide! Glad that's cleared up.