Friday, September 05, 2008

Right in the Kisser

Instead of campaigns, debates, elections and stuff, presidents should be chosen by victory in their board game of choice. Each candidate would choose their own game, and if they split wins (which would be likely), then they would play a different third game chosen by an objective outside party. Like me. I'm objective. And fair. And unbiased. And besides, if a candidate can't handle himself on the chess board, then he has no business being president.

Obama would probably choose Disorderly Conduct - The Law Game, seeing as how he was a law professor and all. But McCain would have a guaranteed win with this one:



Simple, Safe. Fast Action!

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