Reason #2 why I should move back to the States:
Sales Manager: You are late.
Chaon: Sorry, I was pinned down by sniper fire.
Sales Manager: What?
Chaon: Um... Never mind.
Thursday, March 27, 2008
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1 comment:
Haha. That made me smile.
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