Chewin in the Chung

A MUSE, DUH
I'm not easily shocked by religious humor, but these guys are totally going to hell.

Symptom of the digital age.

Awesomely awesome awesomeness. Cheeseburger in a can.

POLITICS
My radical skepticism and disgust with all nations' political processes have kept me from posting anything about the U.S. elections or candidates for many months now. But today, I have found a candidate that truly inspires me. You see, sometimes a leader arrives who transcends the issues. A figure appears who can easily traverse the things that separate us as a united human species- race, sex, religion or economic status. A candidate who can open a beer with the metal hooks attached to his left arm. Steve Novick, you just got the Chaon vote forever. I'll figure out some way to vote in Oregon's elections; move there or something.