Scuttlebutt

FM is not closing, and is not moving. That is the stone truth. This latest rumor supercedes all previous versions, both verbal and electronic.

89K will be moving in the next couple of months. New location is somewhere near the Waili donut shop on Li Ming Rd. There is no word yet on a Chrome Relic reunion tour, which is too bad.

Taichung has a diner that serves breakfast all day (but they close at 5:00PM). It's called The Early Bird Diner, and it's at 150 Chungming S. Rd. (Across from the park that is at the intersection of Chung Ming and Gong Yi Rds.) They actually have a counter where you can eat, like a real diner.

Terry, the owner and bartender at La Terrasse, does not have cancer, for God's sake. I swear, people are just making shit up now to see if they can get me to post it here. Fortunately, my years of journalistic experience have given me the ability to effectively weed out the nonsense from the hard facts.

La Bodega was attacked by a team of renegade ninjas last night. The ninjas were speedily dispatched by repeated headbutts from Laurent.