Yarr

I guess it's somewhat comforting to know that there are other marriages out there that resemble mine:
Wife accused in swordplay death of husband

A Chinese woman has been charged with accidentally killing her husband with a sword after he refused to make her dinner, the Shanghai Daily said on Tuesday.

Police said Tang Xiaowan, 25, who has been practising swordsmanship since she was young, had often forced her husband of three years at swordpoint to carry out her demands.

Sounds like my house, all right. I am resolved that my next marriage will not be mixed- ninjas are pretty much impossible to live with for those of us who frequently swashbuckle. Can't really swashbuckle in the kitchen with the point of a ninja sword sticking in your butt.