Sipping aqua vitae, spitting aqua fortis.
Michelle Malkin: Did you read the book by Barabbas and the Golgotha Veterans for Truth? Some of the thieves who were actually crucified have made allegations that these were self-inflicted wounds.
Jesus: I did not NAIL MYSELF to the cross!
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2 comments:
Don't you be dissin' Michelle. She's all good.
btw, I still haven't come across anything (other than lefty speculation) to back up the anchor baby rumor you mentioned.
Here's another urban legend more "up your (proverbial) alley"
http://www.snopes.com/risque/homosex/gerbil.asp
"Malkin was born Michelle Maglalang in Philadelphia to Filipino parents, Dr. Apolo and Rafaela Maglalang, in the United States on a work visa."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michelle_Malkin
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