FROM GUSTAV HAAKON
ADDRESS: De Evangeliske Mariasøstre,
N-2266 Arneberg i Solør, Norway.
TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN.
As you read this, I don't want you to feel sorry for me, because, I believe everyone will die someday. My name is Gustav Haakon a merchant from Norway, I have been diagnosed with Esophageal cancer .It has defiled all forms of medical treatment, and right now I have only about a few months to live, according to medical experts.
I have not particularly lived my life so well, as I never really cared for anyone (not even myself) but my business. Though I am very rich, I was never generous, I was always hostile to people and only focused on my business as that was the only thing I cared for. But now I regret all this as I now know that there is more to life than just wanting to have or make all the money in the world. I believe when God gives me a second chance to come to this world I would live my life a different way from how I have lived it.
Now that God has called me, I have willed and given most of my property
and assets to my immediate and extended family members as well as a few
close friends. I want God to be merciful to me and accept my soul so, I have decided to give alms to charity organizations, as I want this to be one of the last good deeds I do on earth. So far, I have distributed money to some charity organizations in the U.A.E, Somalia and Malaysia.
Now that my health has deteriorated so badly, I cannot do this myself anymore. I once asked members of my family to close one of my accounts and distribute the money which I have there to charity organizations in Bulgaria and Pakistan; they refused and kept the money to themselves.Hence, I do not trust them anymore, as they seem not to be contended with what I have left for them. The last of my money which no one knows of is the huge cash deposit of Twenty Three Million Three Hundred Thousand United States Dollars ($23.300,000.00USD) that I have with a finance/Security Company abroad.
I will want you to help me collect this deposit and dispatch it to charity organizations of your choice. If you know that you are willing to assist me in this matter, let me know, because you are going to deal with my Attorney, you can then discuss the percentage from there. My hands,Legs and all my entire body is very weak, so i will not always be very strong to respond to you. Though i have a Lap top in the Hospital which i will be using to know the position of things.
Should you be interested, please respond to my very secured email address which is gustave_haakon@msn.com, i do not want my family members to find out anything about this fund,because i have lost all trust and confidence in them.
God be with you.
Gustav Haakon.
Normally, I would think this is some kind of scam. But this E-mail was sent from a hospital in Norway. The scam E-mails all come from Nigeria or South Africa or somesuch. It just goes to show how well respected this blog is in the internet community that Mr. Haakon chose me to dispatch his twenty three million dollars to charity, and not posters on some other blog. I have already contacted the kindly non-Nigerian Mr. Haakon, and soon I will dispensing great fistfulls of cash to my favorite charities: Dupont, Monsanto, General Motors, and The Association of Trial Lawyers of America.
2 comments:
"I believe everyone will die someday"
No wonder he became a rich man.
"Dupont, Monsanto, General Motors, and The Association of Trial Lawyers of America."
That's a very good hedge system: you win no matter how the class action suit is settled.
On second thought, I suggest you endow The Capsian Sub Yahoo Club with 23 million dollars for the futherance of Axis & Allies research.
It wouldn't be any sillier than IKEA's founder who set up an elaborate charity to support archictecture and interior design.
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