Wednesday, January 18, 2006

Loyalties

With the Bucs crapping out in the playoffs, I've been thinking that maybe I should find a new team to support. The fact that I have large testicles disqualifies me from being a Broncos fan, and my opposable thumbs rule out any support of the Steelers. I'm looking for a physical team, hard-hitting yet graceful in play.

Ahh. Found one. The Nürnberg Hurricanes look like a team that I could really get behind. Or maybe under. Anyway, I could give them all the athletic support they need.

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From ESNW, a collection of Chinese posters demonizing the Japanese. Yeah, they are offensive and racist and over the top, but there is a lot of that kind of stuff out there. A lot.
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3 comments:

Red A said...

How about the Jacksonsville Jaguars? Aren't they from some hick town in Florida just like you?

1:14 AM
Michael Turton said...

Steeler Fan

A Cleveland family of football supporters head out one Saturday to do
their Christmas Shopping. While in the sports store, the son picks
up a Pittsburgh Steeler jersey and says to his older sister,
"I've decided to become a Steeler fan and I would like this for
Christmas."

His big sister is outraged by this and promptly whacks him round the
head and says, "Go talk with mom."

Off goes the little lad with the Pittsburgh Steeler jersey in
hand and finds his mother.

"Mom?"

"Yes, son?"

"I've decided I'm going to be a Pittsburgh Steeler fan, and I would
like this jersey for Christmas."

The mother is outraged, promptly whacks him around the head and says,
"Go see your father."

Off he goes with the Pittsburgh Steeler jersey in hand and finds his
father.

"Dad?"

"Yes, son?"

"I've decided I'm going to be a Pittsburgh Steeler fan, and I

Would like this jersey for Christmas".

The father is so outraged that he, too, whacks his son around the head
and says, "No son of mine is ever going to be seen in THAT!"

About half hour later they're all back in the car heading towards
home. The father turns to the son and says, "Son, I hope you've
learned something today?"

The son says, "Yes, Dad, I have."

"Good, son. What is it?"

The son replies, "I've only been a Pittsburgh Steeler fan for
an hour and I already hate you Cleveland bastards."

12:51 PM
Bread said...

the scariest thing about the chick photo is that my initial reaction was not, 'it's a team full of girls,' but rather, 'dude, karl's team has a chick on it.' the rest, judging by the names, are also chicks? wow. i guess that's why karl can relate -- just as they are males trapped in female bodies, he is a female trapped in a male's body....

5:01 PM

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