Wednesday, July 20, 2005

Mainstream Media Screws up again

This is just ridiculous, and I hope the journalist responsible gets chewed out by a foul-mouthed, cigar chewing editor. To set the record perfectly straight: 1) I am not 6' 6", and have not been since I was 19 years old. 2) I do not wear gay hats. My hats are elegant and unique fashion statements that reflect my individualityismanity. And I'm not even a little bit gay, so there's no way my hats are remotely gay. 3) Nobody has ever, or ever will, refer to me as 'Ponce'. And if anyone ever does, I will snap my fingers and give them a stern talking-to.

4 comments:

Bread said...

how did the soup turn out, homo?

Karl said...

Why the soup was simply delightful, thank you so much for asking! At first, I was worried because I was using a chicken stock, and absolutely everyone said that only a pork stock will work. But I decided to be adventurous, and...

...wait a minute...

I'm not a homo! How dare you say such an impolite thing!

Robin said...

Sure. I believe you.

Angus said...

The haberdasher might have some non-hetero leanings. This may be responsible. And calling people "homo" is a terrible thing - I happen to like gay people. They usually dress nicely, are generally polite, don't reproduce, want to adopt and get married. Did you know Tampa, Florida made national/international news again because Maybelline Clown/City Commissioner Rhonda Storms put forward a motion banning any city participation in "Gay Pride" displays, events, or even acknowleging the right of any non-hetero to exist? Then they passed another motion requiring a supermajority to revoke said ban. Nice