Chewin in the Chung

It is refreshing to know that I am not the only one who recognizes the Menace of Ligers.

Like this one time, my wife bought a baby liger as a pet. It was cute for a while, and pretty much just hung around the house and ate gekkos. Then one day I was playing with the liger, and I noticed it was keeping one paw on the clock while it pretended to study the board. I was all like: "Dude you're fiddling with the clock to give yourself more time! That's totally cheating!" The liger growled and then threw a can of Budweiser at me, striking me mightily upon my furrowed brow. I tried to punch it but it put me in a full nelson and threw me down the stairs. So I had to move to Taiwan and get a job at a hand tool manufacturer.

So watch out for ligers. They are fight dirty and they cheat and they'll eat all yer gekkos.