Chewin in the Chung

People will often infer that I do not like John Kerry, based on the fact that they hear me say things like: ¡§Kerry is a dick¡¨, or ¡§Man I sure do hate that slimy bastard Kerry¡¨. Well to be fair, I also loathe George W. Bush, and detest Ralph Nader.

But now, I think I understand from whence my animosity towards Kerry has arisen. See pictures below:





That¡¦s it! Kerry is Andrew Jackson reincarnated! My subconscious has been screaming at me: ¡§He¡¦ll INVADE FLORIDA! LAND STEALER! TREATY BREAKER! TRAIL OF TEARS CAUSING MOTHERFUCKING ENEMY OF THE CHEROKEE PEOPLE!¡¨

Which is odd, because I don¡¦t think I have any significant Cherokee ancestry. Though I do have a pack of dark reddish, beardless ancestors on my paternal grandfather side of the family. Hmm. That would explain the alcoholism and the archery thing.