Chewin in the Chung

Would you like to live in a Christian nation with government similar to the early United States?
Well, here¡¦s your chance!
Check out Christian Exodus.

They are researching three states to be their new independent Christian Nation: Alabama, Mississippi, and South Carolina. After they move a big ole bunch of Christians to one of these states, "independence will be achieved by legislative vote rescinding our state¡¦s ratification of the U.S. Constitution".

Now I'm telling you, they cannot have South Carolina. S.C. makes the best barbeque sauce in the whole world, and America cannot allow such a resource to be held by foreigners. Second problem is Alabama. Not only is Alabama a beautiful state, my ancestral home is Opp, Alabama. I'll not countenance foreigners controlling this sacred land, and I will rage Redneck Jihad to protect it.

That leaves Mississippi. Mississippi has... Um. There is a history of... Well, I guess... OK. They can have Mississippi. Good riddance.