Chewin in the Chung

Props to Aaroneous for sending this comment on the Real war simulation humor piece I linked last week.

Dis to Aaroneous for bringing 120 proof whiskey to poker last night. I didn't even know they made 120 proof whiskey. Oh yeah, and nice try on getting me drunk so I'd lose all my hard-ganked money. I still walked out $500 up, after expensing Smirnov Ices and Taxis and Cigarettes.


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An atheist was spending a quiet day fishing when suddenly his boat was
attacked by the Loch Ness monster. In one easy flip, the beast tossed him and his boat high into the air. Then it opened its mouth to swallow both.
As the man sailed head over heels, he cried out, "Oh, my God! Help me!"
At once, the ferocious attack scene froze in place, and as the atheist hung in mid-air, a booming voice came down from the clouds, "I thought you didn't believe in Me!"
"Come on God, give me a break!!," the man pleaded. "two minutes ago I
didn't believe in the Loch Ness monster either!"
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