Note to Self

Self, you have had moderate success throughout your life in dealing with religious posers. The wannabes. Your reasonably decent rhetorical skills, combined with a sense for the theatrical and your ability to deliver marketing messages has served you well.

But please remember, self (because I know you are often stubborn about certain things). You do not want to go one-on-one with the Pope. The current Pope will dunk on you so hard that you will leave the court with tears in your eyes, and then you'll go home and Google "how do I convert to Catholicism."