X-cultural marriage

"Honey, I think it is disrespectful to my culture for you to say that the provolone cheese I bought smells like poop."

"Well if that is true, then it is disrespectful to *my* culture for you to say that chou doufu smells like poop."

"No, that's totally different. Because chou doufu actually smells exactly like poop."

"So does provolone cheese."

"You are an uncivilized savage."

"You are an unrefined barbarian."