Concentration Problems

Do I have them? Of course. Am I a huge spaz? Naturally. Is the closest I ever get to "focus" the hurling of epithets at an enemy? Yes, it generally is.

But now all my problems are solved. Now I'm gonna have a beautiful accessory that will represent the divine order of reality, and radiate light and vitality all over my sorry, disorganized brain. That's right, I'm buying a
Buddha Maitreya Small Christ Consciousness Grid.


I betcha I'll start feeling the positive effects just as soon as the charge hits my credit card.