I am going to outlaw
1) Ninjas
2) those pretzel-flavored M & Ms
3) and one more thing that I don't remember right at this moment
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3 comments:
Always good to keep your options open. Keeps people on their toes.
The third thing is Anderson Cooper.
No, I own a device called a "remote control" that effectively keeps Anderson Cooper out of my sphere of sensory perception. Unlike those vile half-breed M & Ms.
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