Mr. Sensitivity

I'm a sensitive, feminist, anti-misogyny kind of liberal guy. I believe that women should be treated equally before the law, and in society. I believe that pornography does, to some degree, exploit and degrade women, which is why I never admit to viewing it.

Most importantly, I am opposed to all forms of sexual harassment, molestation, abuse, etc., where a female is the victim. A little bit of sexual harassment coming my way in the office wouldn't be so bad, but my company's strict policies on such matters force my female coworkers to stifle what are probably overwhelming urges to do so. Or maybe the mullet is too intimidating.

Point is, sexual assault and rape is no laughing matter, and not something anyone should ever joke about or think is funny.

Unless it's a seal trying to rape a penguin, 'cause that's just hilarious.