Chewin in the Chung

And on this note:
Why Senator Kerry is Pro-China
This blog officially endorses Giblets for president. No wait a minute. Giblets is short. This blog endorses Badnarik. No fuck that. I hate libertarians and their whining. Ok, I got it. This blog endorses a 269 - 269 Electoral college split, a period of Anarchy and Mayhem, then the appointing of Henry Rollins as the Un-President. Just so we are all clear.