Chewin in the Chung

Taichung: Irish Paul has reportedly gone mad, and attacked a couple of people at Oldies on Saturday night. He was promptly, well, counterattacked and went running off by himself through the Taichung streets. He showed up at PJ's last night, and was taken home by Greg (I think). It's a sad situation, and I hope they get Paul to a doctor or hospital or something. He's a pretty good guy all around.

Chess: Looking over at Jonah and Billy's board last night I had to ask Jonah why he only had two pawns in the endgame (Billy had five). Before Jonah could answer Billy said: "Because he is playing Billy." Billy then smacked me around in two blitz games, while discussing the aparent lack of virtue in my ancestry. I lost every game to Jonah as well.

And, don't forget Poland
/first debate joke