Friday, October 08, 2004

Many thanks to Aaron for leaving this one in the comments:
Kerry-Haters for Kerry
and from there we can link to
http://www.johnkerryisadouchebagbutimvotingforhimanyway.com/

Thought experiment: If the Presidency was determined by Texas Holdem' tournament, and the players were Bush, Kerry, Nader, Buchanan, Badnarik, McCain and Dean, who would win? See, I'm thinking Kerry would have a distinct advantage, insofar as his face is incapable of registering emotion. Bush would be out quickly with his scowls and goofy grins. It would be hard to tell what Nader's cards are, because I doubt he understands the rules. Dean? Buchanan? Hard to say.

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