Tuesday, October 12, 2004

GOP Senate Candidate Warns of Lesbianism Registration required, which sucks, so here are the best parts:
OKLAHOMA CITY - The Republican Senate candidate in Oklahoma warns of "rampant" lesbianism in some schools in the state in a tape released Monday by his Democratic opponent.

Coburn says a campaign worker from Coalgate told him that "lesbianism is so rampant in some of the schools in southeast Oklahoma that they'll only let one girl go to the bathroom.


I am outraged. Again. Why were there no lesbians in my high school? Why is there no rampant lesbianism in my office? What has become of our country when red-blooded American men are denied their constitutional right to watch girls making out? And is either presidential candidate addressing the national dearth of lesbians? I think not.

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