Chewin in the Chung

This just in from CNN:
Space signal studied for alien contact

As you all know, linguistic cryptography has long been a hobby of mine. So I hacked the signals from the SETI program, ran them through a retrograde analysis converter that I wrote in Java, and I have discovered the aliens' message to Earth:

How are you gentlemen !!
All your base are belong to us.
You are on the way to destruction.

What they say? Our first communication with another species and they threaten us?

You have no chance to survive make your time.
HA HA HA HA ....

I'm telling you, now we really must take off every zig. For great justice.