'We will not sit (with arms folded) to wait for what others will do to us,' he
told Al-Jazeera television when asked if Iran would respond to an American
attack on its nuclear facilities.
George Carlin's words careen around the cavernous maw that is my skull. Yep. Iranians are brown. And here they are acting like they've got big dicks. Somebody E-mail the Ayatollah and let him in on what is meant by "Preventive Military Intervention" against "emerging threats before they are fully formed". That means the United States can whomp people out of the blue in the name of National Security. If the Iranians do it, then that's called "naked aggression", and they get bombed to dust for it. Just to cool things off, have the Iranian Foreign Affairs Department issue a statement acknowledging the hugeness of America's collective penis, and things will be cool for a while. To be on the safe side, have the Iranian people start stockpiling and using Kose Sekkisei Whitening Cream.
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