Chewin in the Chung

Unless you have live under some kind of internet rock, you have probably seen
Real Ultimate Power, the infamous ninja parody site. If you have never seen this, go look now, especially at the hate mail. I'd like to point out that the rumors saying I bought a ninja suit and shirriken when I was fifteen years old are patently false.  I was sixteen.

Another internet legend is All Your Base. If you don't know All Your Base, I am assuming you are my Mom. (Mom, if you read this, follow that link and click on the text that says "All Your Base Flash Animation". Uncle Chris used to have this game in his shop) Only about 6 months or so have All Your Base references started to disappear from FARK.

So I should have expected that this would be out there somewhere. It's on Geocities, so it may have exceeded the allotted Geocities 2k of daily bandwidth. I found it on the Real Ultimate Power Parody Directory, which has a ton of such sites. Some will be found offensive.  If you know what Six Sigma is, then check out this parody (but not if you are a Six Sigma Black Belt).