Friday, September 02, 2016

The Kid

Reasons why 11 year-old me would be disappointed in middle-aged me:

My house has no fireplace
My house has no spiral staircase
I do not own a motorcycle with a sidecar
No Hot Wheels tracks anywhere
Don’t have one of these that takes up an entire room

Never been to the Bermuda Triangle
Not a black belt in karate

Don’t own one or ten of these

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