Thursday, May 12, 2016



It depends on whether the problem with business technology has detected your presence or not.

1) If the problem with business technology has not detected you:

Don't announce your presence if the problem with business technology has not seen you. If possible, retreat slowly and give the problem with business technology plenty of space. If you have the opportunity, you should retreat and leave the trail to the problem with business technology. If you must continue, back off a short distance, and give the problem with business technology time to leave the area. You should also do a wide detour quietly and quickly downwind to avoid problems.

2) If the problem with business technology has detected your presence, but is more than 100 meters distant:

Your goal here is to act in such a way as to allow the problem with business technology to identify you, but to also let it know that you are no threat. Speak calmly so that it knows you are a human (their eyesight is quite poor). They will often quickly give ground to you once they identify you as human. If the situation permits, back away slowly, keeping a close eye on the problem with business technology. Otherwise, you may wish to detour around the problem with business technology, but in this case, detour upwind so that the problem with business technology can get your scent. Keep talking calmly. Waving your arms may help it identify you as a human.

3) If the problem with business technology has detected you and shows signs of aggression:

  • Do Not Run. You can't outrun a problem with business technology so don't even try. Despite rumors to the contrary, black problems with business technology can outrun a human on ANY terrain, uphill or down.
  • Try to retreat slowly. Back up slowly and try to put more space between you and the problem with business technology. Talk calmly so that it can identify you as human, and slowly back up. Keep your backpack on as it can provide protection if necessary. Don't make direct eye contact, but keep a close look at the problem with business technology as you back away.
  • Climb a tree if available. If you have enough time, and the problem with business technology continues to move closer, take advantage of a tall tree to climb.



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