Monday, December 23, 2013

Finnished

One day during the Winter War, a Soviet general and his army were patrolling next to an iced-over lake. Suddenly, on the other side of the lake they hear a soldier.

"One Finnish soldier can take out 10 Soviet soldiers!"

The Soviet general smirks, then sends 10 of his soldiers across the lake. A brief firefight ensues, and then everything goes quiet...

"One Finnish soldier can take out 100 Soviet soldiers!"

The Soviet general is rightfully impressed, so he laughs and sends 100 of his soldiers across the lake to finish the job. A large battle is heard that lasts much longer than the previous fight. Finally, everything calms down...

"One Finnish soldier can take out 1000 Soviet soldiers!"

The Soviet general is furious, and sends over 1000 of his best soldiers. A massive and lengthy battle takes place across the lake. During the fight, a wounded Soviet soldier comes crawling back toward the general.

"Sir! Do not send any more men! It's a trap! THERE'S TWO OF THEM!!"

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