Tuesday, December 27, 2011

Beer may be proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy, but ear hairs are proof that her affections are somewhat fickle.

Young people cannot believe that 'Entropy' is a significant word or concept as pertainign to their own lives. Old people see entropy everywhere.

If you sacred texts or holy scriptures do not adequately explain why crabs do not have eyebrows, then your religion is wrong.

3 comments:

Robin said...

Are you sure that crabs don't have eyebrows?

Karl said...

If your religious parables feature a crab with eyebrows, you are definitely going to heaven when you die.

Robin said...

Religious parables? I'm just looking in my aquarium.

wv: reeptor - the God of Eyebrowless Crabs