Thursday, May 27, 2010

Great Scot!

A Scotsman took a girl for a ride in a taxi. She was so beautiful he could hardly keep his eye on the meter.

A Scotsman walking through a field, sees a man drinking water from a pool with his hand.
The Scotsman man shouts ' Awa ye feel hoor thatâs full Oâ coos Sharn'
(Don't drink the water, it's full of cow shit.)
The man shouts back 'I'm English, Speak English, I don't understand you'.
The Scotsman man shouts back 'Use both hands, you'll get more in.'

1 comment:

Jenn said...

hysterical