Travesty

Stupid Wall Street Journal. They reject one brilliant treatise of mine after another, from The Evolving Combat Techniques of Ninja Princesses, to the eloquent Taiwan Beer and the KMT: From Yar to Czar. And then they go and publish something like this. Friggin' Michael Turton with his "books" and "knowledge" and "analysis with historical context".*

Well, maybe I'd better find some of these 'fact' thingys to put in my current project: The Economic Interrelations of Betelnut, Poker, and Scotch for Guys whose Wives are in India. Yeah, the title probably needs some work too.


* And "writing ability", and "maturity", and yada yada yada.