Phew

West Virginia Man Charged with Assaulting an Officer

During fingerprinting, Cruz then allegedly moved closer to one of the officers and passed gas, the station reported. In the complaint, the investigating officer wrote that police noticed a "very strong" odor.

The alleged stunt led Cruz to be charged with another offense — battery on an officer — in addition to DUI and obstruction,

In other news, my wife now has legal reason to have me arrested 10,000 times over.