Thursday, September 25, 2008


West Virginia Man Charged with Assaulting an Officer

During fingerprinting, Cruz then allegedly moved closer to one of the officers and passed gas, the station reported. In the complaint, the investigating officer wrote that police noticed a "very strong" odor.

The alleged stunt led Cruz to be charged with another offense — battery on an officer — in addition to DUI and obstruction,
In other news, my wife now has legal reason to have me arrested 10,000 times over.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

The J-hole was trying to get me this way for like an entire evening.

Finally, I was sleeping over at his house, so when he was unrolling my tatami, I managed to get him right where I wanted and blasted him. Two inches from my ass to his face.

Man, was he pissed, but since he'd been trying to nail me several times unsuccessfully, he couldn't say nothing.

Oh, wait, he put me "on his list."