Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Eye'd Hit It

Outrageous. Women can now buy contact lenses for that huge anime eye look. You see, this is why you can't trust the free market, capitalism, or any of that stuff. Why is the human race wasting its time and resources on comic book eyeballs when there are so many more pressing needs? For example, it has been over 20 years since I read Starship Troopers, but I still cannot buy a suit of powered battle armor! Where are our priorities? We need strong, centralized control of the world's research, development and manufacturing capacity in order to realize maximum benefit to all the people*.



*...named Karl who really want a suit of powered battle armor.

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