Sipping aqua vitae, spitting aqua fortis.
Let us estimate these two chances. If you gain, you gain all; if you lose, you don't lose CHRISTMAS PRESENTS. Wager, then, without hesitation that He is.
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4 comments:
Wait just a damn minute, I thought Christmas was Santa's birthday?
Excellent family drama!
Fu*k the Disney channel.
Lump of Coal (tm)
The gift for Atheists at Christmas.
p.s. lucky my family is "Christian" if that means never attending church, reading any bible, or even understanding much about it at all.
Paschal's Wager: If you lose, you wasted the only life you had on mindless subservient crap. And there's always the sub-wager - what if God is Baptist, or Lutheran, or Mormon, or Muslim? Bummer, you were righteous and upstanding in every way your sect demanded, and you STILL burn in hell forever! - it's more of a "Spin the wheel" proposition...
Besides, "The last true christian died on the cross." Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
I tried to listen to this on the sly during class. Unfortunately, I burst out laughing, expectorating a fair ammount of saliva on the screen. Students were alarmed, for a short instant.
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