Billisday

Couldn't blog before today because I was two weeks over deadline for the latest Taichung Voice article. It sucks being over deadline, 'cause I'll be like sitting in FUBAR having a beer, and Lance will walk in demand to know where is his goddam article. I used to tell him I was researching, but even Lance knows there is only so much you can research at FUBAR. Or I'll say I'm working on it but I'm really busy recently. And Lance will say "then how come you made five blog posts already this week about lesbian ninjas?" He is a Mustachioed Republican Tyrant of an Editor. I'd kick his ass but I'm afraid of Deshea.

So what's going on in the world? Whoa, lot of stuff. North Korea still being a bunch of dicks, Middle East blowing up again, Dow Jones down for the last six months. Ya' know, I'm not a huge fan of Bush, but I think the guy's kind of got his work cut out for him these days. A chance for greatness, or a chance to crash and burn; step up to the plate Mr. President. I'll tell Apostropher to shut up for a while and let you concentrate.


Pearls Before Swine. Teh Funny.


From St. Pete Times, via FARK: Yankeetown Emergency Declared

Gov. Jeb Bush declared a state of emergency in Yankeetown on Wednesday, granting emergency powers to the town's mayor and the remaining two Town Council members and directing the town to hold a special election within 60 days to fill vacant council spots.

I call utter, unadulterated shenanigans. There is no way there is a municipality in Florida called Yankeetown. Kind of bothers me even to think about it.