Wednesday, December 03, 2003

Had a sore throat. Went to the doctor:

Coughing? Some.
Asthma? As a child.
Fever? No.
Congestion? Not too bad.

The prescription resulting from the above dialogue is (The following are printed on the slip with my big bag 'o meds):
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Tinten 500mg
Outinflame tablets
Cephanmycin 500mg
Bigacon 200mg
Liquid Brown Mixture
Mecon Tab 7.5mg
Mecater Tablets 25mc
Voren-K 50mg
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Ha ha! I am the medicine master! Now, if I can just figure out which one of these has made me totally stoned today, I'll throw the rest out and just take that one. I'm betting it's the Liquid Brown Mixture.

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