Chewin in the Chung

By the President of the United States of America

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Research has shown that, on average, children raised in households headed by married parents fare better than children who grow up in other family structures.
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I keep hearing this. Which studies are these?

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Marriage is a sacred institution, and its protection is essential to the continued strength of our society.
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No. Sunday afternoon football is a sacred institution. Friday night poker is a sacred institution. Marriage is an unnatural, ill-conceived, outdated relic, and something the Federal Government should keep it's hands off of.

Grumble. And poker is moved to Thursday this week, to account for the Double-10 holiday tomorrow. Nothing is sacred.