Unexpected Turns

Turning 45 next month. Some changes were expected. Some were not. I honestly did not see any of these coming:

• Lose addiction to computer games
• Gain addiction to Marmite
• No longer have the capacity or the inclination to eat my body weight in beef
• Start to loathe CNN and everything about it (though this is probably more of a change in CNN than a change in me)
• Weird genetic compulsion to feed and clothe nephew. All the time.