Thursday, November 10, 2011

When I am Emperor of the World,

I am going to outlaw
1) Ninjas
2) those pretzel-flavored M & Ms
3) and one more thing that I don't remember right at this moment

3 comments:

  1. Anonymous5:59 PM

    Always good to keep your options open. Keeps people on their toes.

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  2. The third thing is Anderson Cooper.

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  3. No, I own a device called a "remote control" that effectively keeps Anderson Cooper out of my sphere of sensory perception. Unlike those vile half-breed M & Ms.

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