Banned Stories- Forumosa Edition

First they came for Chewycorns,
and I didn't speak out because seriously, screw that guy.

Then they came for Tommy525,
and I didn't speak out because Tommy refused to shut the fuck up, even after I told him a whole bunch of times.

Then they came for Mucha Man,
and I didn't speak out because it was obvious to all that the dude had it coming.

Then they came for me
and I wasn't all that upset because it's a goddamn online forum and not even I am clueless enough to keep critical business data here. It's not like they beat me up and took away my beer.

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