The Setting: Chaon's living room. TV is on. Two people are watching TV: Chaon, and Another Person Who Is Absolutely Not Chaon's Wife (APWIANCW)
TV: Next on CNN, our special report. Pakistan in Crisis.
APWIANCW: What is 'crisis'
Chaon: Weiji.
APWIANCW: ...
APWIANCW: Then why do you always say "Jesus Crisis"?
Chaon laughs until the pummeling starts to really hurt. Never does find out what's happening in Pakistan.
Sipping aqua vitae, spitting aqua fortis.
You are a brave man.
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