Chewin in the Chung

Dear Mr. Frederick James Diggle III,

I advise you to employ the services of a competent patent draftsperson. I am not sure which is more embarrassing: your drawings, or the fact that the examiner just ganked my application citing yours as prior art.

Yours truly,

Karl

P.S. I just realized that you live in Pinson, Alabama, so perhaps those drawings were prepared by what passes for a competent draftsperson in your area. If so, my apologies. It is a known fact that ain't nobody living north of Montgomery what got no sense.