Most il.

In the news, I read that North Korea tested a bunch of missiles after everyone had asked them nicely not to do so. Now, the U.N Security Council has drafted a resolution. You know, I wish my wife were more like the Security Council. Then I could come home drunk at 4:00 in the morning wearing no pants and holding a crack pipe, and my wife would... draft a resolution in which she "expressed regret" for my actions. There'd be no ninja swords, flying lamps or eye gouging to worry about.

On a related topic: Is it just me, or does Kim Jong Il kind of remind you of the kid in this video? (Youtube link)