"Hetracil is the most widely prescribed anti-effeminate medication in the United States, helping 16 million Americans who suffer from Behavioral Effeminism and Male Homosexuality Disorder"Bread, did you read that? There is a medical cause for the overly-colorful clothing and the vodka-crans. It's called 'Behavioral Effeminism'! Though looking at the pictures posted over on y'alls blog this week, maybe you should send Kevlar out for the first (and heaviest) dose.
Sipping aqua vitae, spitting aqua fortis.
This a MLM plan, where your commission is in merch?
ReplyDeleteMerchandise? For me? I'm so amazingly masculine and macho and manly that nobody ever says anything otherwise.
ReplyDeleteUsually when I walk down the street, people will look at me and say: "Wow. Look at that guy! He is not in the slightest bit effeminate!"
What kind of a man would know the website for this kind of medication?
ReplyDeleteMethinks the Chaon doth protest too much.
That said, I wonder if this drug will become quasi-recreational, with gays tkaing small does to butch up?
Who's that big tall gay guy walking down the street?
ReplyDeletei may be effiminate, but at least my ex-wife still pitches for the opposing team.
ReplyDeleterevanche!
ReplyDeletecheck out NiHowdy.
i don't know how anyone could look at k-rock in a sexual way.
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