Friday, January 04, 2013

For Science


Step 1: Clip fingernails.
Step 2: Idly scratch some itch on inner forearm.
Step 3: Marvel at the welts and rashlike bumps that appear.

I can only assume that my mutant power is manifesting late in life, and has something to do with the ability to secrete acid from my fingers.
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4 comments:

  1. Cincinnatus11:37 PM

    I think your mutant power is grossing out your friends and relatives.

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  2. Anonymous12:32 PM

    It probably just the dead and decaying flesh that gets under your fingernails during your nocturnal hunts.

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  3. Chaon1:51 PM

    You mean the thing with the fangs and the chase and the insatiable hunger? I... I thought those were just vivid dreams.

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  4. Anonymous3:48 PM

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dermatographic_urticaria

    See if you can write your name on your John Thomas. Well OK, initials in your case.

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